The Things I Don't Do In The Garden


I heard somewhere that it is hard to grow orchids. That's been enough to keep me from trying to grow one.
However, since my last heart attack, the one that almost killed me, I'm beginning to rethink what I can or cannot do. For example, I began to try to grow fruit trees from cuttings. For sure I always thought that growing trees from cuttings was better left to expert gardeners. Time will tell if I am right but I am trying anyway. So far I am 0 for 2. In case you are curious, I think I am removing the mini-green house (plastic pop bottle) too soon.
I also want to grow vanilla; yes, way up here in Kansas. But that is a story for another day.

And again, because I am predictable, I will say that whatever lessons I learn in the dirt, can be applied elsewhere in my life.
For example, I am notoriously awkward with people. I find it best not too bother with other human beings; it's a lot safer to my ego and my sanity.

BUT...

I want to grow an orchid. So against all my fears and the discouraging words said to me by all my inner voices I approached a person I've been wanting to talk to for a long time but never did. To my surprise that person didn't, as I expected, look at me like I was a bug from under a rock but rather, a very pleasant conversation grew between us, much like the aforementioned African flower. I think am not too crazy to believe that something beautiful, like a life-long friendship may come from this.

So I encourage you not to wait for a heart attack to dare you to try crazy things in your garden.

Thank you for stopping by.


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